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fuck the masses

Estoy embolado con seguir la corriente.

Me ha pasado varias veces de prestar más atención a un extraño que a mi mismo, por ejemlpo al momento de cruzar una calle, subir a un colectivo, subte, etc. Hoy fue peor porque fue a una conocida.

Resulta que llegaba tarde entonces decidí fatídicamente tomarme el subte. Una cagada. Bajo al andén y estaba Pato ahí, entonces me subí con ella. Pero Pato estaba en el vagón del medio, por lo cual quedamos atrapados en la sección más transitada de toda la putísima formación. Por lo cual cada vez que alguien quería subir, lo cual tenía un ratio de 5 a 1 comparado con gente bajando, tenía que pasar por ARRIBA mío. No podía ni mover lo brazos para jugar con mi mp3.

Para colmo, coqueto que soy, me había puesto crema en la cara. Grave error. No me respiraban los poros o algo porque empecé a traspirar como un cerdo (que soy). A las puteadas.

No se si esto me hace antisocial o antigente o que, pero odio estar en esas situaciones. La verdad es que no me parece que sea tan especial, a nadie le gusta sentirse una sardina. Me acordé de los trenes cargados de polacos yendo a Aushwitz, imaginen que tétrico tener esa imagen en la cabeza un viernes a las 8.40 AM. De terror.

La próxima me levanto temprano y me tomo el bondi como corresponde, voy sentado y durmiendo, pancho. Es un poco más lento, algo así como 10 o 15 minutos más, pero lo vale. Lo cual me lleva a pensar en algo…

¿Cuántos de los que viajan en subte son irresponsables como yo, llegan tarde y por eso se someten a la tortura?

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Negocios

Outkast – Aquemini (sic)

Even the sun goes down heroes eventually die
Horoscopes often lie and sometimes, why?
Nothing is for sure, nothing is for certain, nothing lasts forever
But until they close the curtain, it’s him and I, Aquemini.

posted by Andy W at Thursday, June 30, 2005

2 Comments:

Anonymous La gorda said…
Aquemini? qué o quién es?
30/6/05 1:09 PM  
Blogger Andy W said…
un disco de outkast
30/6/05 3:53 PM
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flía

Estoy muy dedicado a la familia, favor de fijarse:

  • Martes, como en lo de mi Madre con Hermana y Abuela
  • Miércoles, almuerzo con Abuelita
  • Jueves, almuerzo con Padre y potencialmente el hermano que falta

El viernes tendré que hacer algo para mantener la racha…

Update: vinieron ambos hermanos a almorzar. Bye.

Labels: familia

posted by Andy W at Thursday, June 30, 2005

8 Comments:

Anonymous La gorda said…
Ay Chicho!!! MUY BIEN… El viernes podrías dedicarte a MI
30/6/05 1:50 PM  
Blogger Andy W said…
tempting… o sino a tu familia!
30/6/05 3:29 PM  
Blogger Gugú said…
No la inviten a Gugú a almorzar eh????

IGUAL YO TENÍA PLANES, JÁ!

=(

30/6/05 4:02 PM  
Blogger Andy W said…
si, hija de puta, ir a warhol y dejarme de lado
30/6/05 5:05 PM  
Blogger Gugú said…
CARA ROTAAAAA

No podés!!!

1/7/05 2:10 AM  
Blogger Germán W. said…
vamos, no te hagás el familiero que todos sabemos que es fin de mes y querés ahorrarte los 5 del almuerzo
1/7/05 9:19 AM  
Blogger Andy W said…
si no fuera noticia no estaría acá…
1/7/05 10:05 AM  
Anonymous La gorda said…
UHHHHHH Germán te sacó la ficha!!! GORDO INTERESADO!
1/7/05 10:25 AM
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Ocio

Cypress Hill – Stoned Is The Way Of The Walk

Stoned is the way of the Walk,
Verse 1 ( B-real)
Well, it’s the Alley Cat puffin’ on a hootie rat,
Some think I’m a criminal,
But, yo I ain’t all of that,
Hit’cha with the baseball bat,
An’ ya wanna ill though,
Wanna mess around ,
You get f**ked on the hill bro,
Kick it like a steel toe, real slow,
Hits from the bong ,
Make me feel like Cheech,
And I’m kickin’ it wit’ Chong,
Just like Cheech & Chong frontin’ with ‘Ice Cream’,
Cypress Hill is here to give you a nice dream,
Speak it like a rolla’, and you know it’s rolled tightly,
I’m like the funky beat, so, why ya tryin’ ta fight me,
Pigs often site me, that’s not polite G,
And any hour of the day ya know I might be,
Harassed by a pig real fast,
They wanna Rodney King me,
Always tryin’a crown my ass,
Ain’t got no class(Sen Dog: No Class)
I hit they’ ass like the buddah thats stinkey,
They wanna’ scruff but, they’ just so rinky-dinky,
I’m the freaka, the one who freaks the funk,
Sen gotts the Philly, an’ he’s gonna light the blunt,
Sippin’ curfew makes me go koo-koo,
somthin’ like loco then turn in to this loocoo,

Binggin the beta,yea, now the funk is risen,
Got the beta bass and the nasal highzen,
As I kick atrip, it comin’ straight from my siness,
Crazy nasal vocals, cannot make the hotties loco,
I rimemba sista Maggie, breast were kinda saggy,
Used to sell me buddah outta f**ked up little,
Honeyd up a twenty even when I had no money,
She said ‘Pay me back with some latin dick Sonnie’
Well I neva’ went out, and I don’ thnk I’m gonna,
Just for some buddah, she wanted me ta bone her,
Deminin’, Ya think ya meanin’,
I got somethin’ for the hoes ta be skeamin’ on,
I’m the Buddah-Real take a trip ta hoota’ville,
I’ll throw ya out the door, of my big blue Siville,
Then light another joint,
This ain’t no exploition (poin’t),
Cause we are the ones stonein’ in the ways of the mastas,
Stoned is the walk,
Stoned is the walk,
Stoned is the walk,
Stoned is the walk,
(Sen- Dog)
Hit they, hit they ass,
(B-Real)
make the buddah get stinkey
Wooooo, Woooo
(Alas, Cap’in there’s a ship in sight,
Huhu, Blast ’em!)
Stonend is the walk

Labels: personal

posted by Andy W at Thursday, June 30, 2005

2 Comments:

Anonymous La gorda said…
No llego a leer… me estaré quedando ciega?
30/6/05 1:10 PM  
Blogger Andy W said…
si
pero además está chica la letra
ahí la agrando
30/6/05 3:54 PM  
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Tech

buscate esta

Fïjense en la barra del costado, puse una cajita para buscar por Google y en este sitio. Debería ser muy útil, si lo usan y clickan una propaganda debería ser redituable.

Claro que todavía estoy viendo en que gastar los US$25 de los banners, je. (Hasta los US$ 100 no te mandan nada, voy 25 en 18 meses, no me veo bien)

posted by Andy W at Thursday, June 30, 2005

2 Comments:

Anonymous La gorda said…
Con la barra de Google también podés buscar cosas determinadas en el sitio que estás visitando… ´ta bueno, es re práctico!
30/6/05 1:07 PM  
Blogger Andy W said…
está muy buena esa barra, pero el firefox reemplaza muchas de las funciones.
30/6/05 3:52 PM
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Vida

el colmo

Ok, definitivamente es matufia, creo que el punto es sacarte tu dirección. Claramente… Notar que se equivocaron y pusieron dos respuestas, una común y la otra en italics.

Además me mata que son todas “originalmente de USA viviendo en África”. Obviamente esa mudanza convierte norteamericanas en personas que no saben hablar inglés. Magia.

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: magret jane < janeymagrety016@yahoo.co.uk>
Date: Jun 29, 2005 8:02 PM
Subject: $200 – Room available in Belgrano

am interested in renting your room and i am willing to pay whatever amount you are willing to collect for the room.Here is a little info about myself.
I am janey boynson ,i am 32 years old.I am originaly from Usa but presently in africa but I am relocating to your country in a couple of WEEKS.
Consequent to this and in order to make settling in easier and quicker i am searching for accomodation early and i saw your ad on the web and i want to make a reservation for your apartment.
I am ready to pay any amount per month I can assure you that you will not have any regrets letting out this apartment to me.I am a quiet person and can get along well with any body,i am coming over alone,with no family or pets,i do not smoke and i drink very lightly.Please reply me as soon as you read this email.You can contact me via email.Hope to hear from you soon.Also if you have a yahoo messenger you could add me.My yahoo id is janeymagrety016 and email is janeymagrety016@yahoo.co.uk so you could add me.Hope to hear from you soon.Please feel free to ask me any questions
i wont be able to come by to see the place but Heres a little info about myself,my full name is lora bells,I am a british citizen but have lived in Texas Houston,i left there when i was 13 years old,i hold a degree in BUSINESS AND RESOURCES MANAGEMENT FROM THE METROPOLITAN UNIVERSITY IN LONDON U.K,i worked for two years in UK before leaving for West Africa where i am at present with my mum who is on a missionary project here.
I have always nursed this dream of going to back to America,As regards payment,this is what i am going to do;I have a client in the uk who is owing me US$5,000 i would instruct him to make out certified check to you in that amount you can now deduct your money from it and send me my balance, Although the value of the check is more than the total price but it think i should be able to trust you with my balance. The reason why i am doing this is that it would take a check sent from over here in Africa 21 days to clear over there,where as a check sent from the! US would clear tops within 48hrs. .Please let me have your full contact address where the checkwill be mailed out to.,also i will like to know the full name the check will be made out to. so that i can instruct my client to make out the check to you. Pls get back to me as soon as you get this mail so that we can round things up in a timely fashion.you will email or fax me a copy of the reciept after mpayment as been recieved.Please get back to me with the name and address that u will want the payment to be made out to.

Labels: business

posted by Andy W at Wednesday, June 29, 2005

8 Comments:

Blogger art vandelay said…
me parece que la onda es que vos le mandás esa guita que excede del precio del alquiler de lo que te da su client a vos, digamos el vuelto, y después resulta que el cheque que te da su client “who owes her money” no tiene fondos o algo así!. tené cuidado. de todas formas en argentina ese curro no les va andar por que nadie recibe cheques personales así nomás como en usa.
29/6/05 11:08 PM  
Blogger Andy W said…
hrm
estaría bueno ver hasta donde llega, pero no se si mi alpedísimo supera a mi paja…
29/6/05 11:49 PM  
Anonymous La gorda said…
Esto debe terminar así… Le das los datos que piden, te llega un cheque, hacés todo y no pasa nada… hasta que empezás a recibir otros cheque y más cheques y más cheques… Entonces te asustás, lo denunciás y te enterás que te metieron en algún tipo de pequeña estafa al banco de Wyomming.
O el cheque es por mil dólares, a vos te dejan 200 y le mandás el resto a quien es en realidad un dealer de hash en África cobrándose su guita…
A alguien se le ocurre algo más certero?
Gor, deciles que les reservás el depto sólo con dinero por Western Union o algo asi y que antes se tienen que conocer por cam… No vaya a ser cosa que alguna de estas es verdad y te lo perdés!
30/6/05 11:01 AM  
Blogger Andy W said…
Sos muy inocente, no son verdad, olvidate.

No voy a hacer nada… el que quiera le manda un mail ofreciendo cambiarle cheques y seguro se prende.

30/6/05 11:46 AM  
Blogger Germán W. said…
si la idea es hacer lo que dice art es muy deforme. es obvio que no tenés 4800 dolares y que primero tenes que cobrar el cheque.
1/7/05 9:08 AM  
Blogger Germán W. said…
ah, esperá. eso es una sola respuesta? pegaron dos diferentes en un solo mail?
1/7/05 9:10 AM  
Anonymous La gorda said…
Sep, además de ilegales pelotudos
1/7/05 10:33 AM  
Blogger Andy W said…
Pegaron dos mails de minas inventadas en el mismo correo! Gilada
1/7/05 10:49 AM  
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Criaturas

Vean un post respecto a la colección nueva de Germán en Llegando Los Monos – Un blog .



Labels: blogs

posted by Andy W at Tuesday, June 28, 2005

8 Comments:

Anonymous La Gorda said…
Uhhh esa foto me re frekoutea mal!!! Muchos Germanes con cara de malos!!! spooky…
28/6/05 3:27 PM  
Blogger Andy W said…
uh… para tanto?
28/6/05 4:19 PM  
Blogger Gugú said…
si para tanto, KB OH MY GOD, como podés!!!

Yo hoy no duermo (again)

28/6/05 4:34 PM  
Anonymous La Gorda said…
Si… no sé… hay algo con la repetición de imágenes que medio me freakoutea… Lo mismo con las arañas, los cuchillos y los autos por la avenida…
28/6/05 4:38 PM  
Blogger Andy W said…
hahahah
miedosa
28/6/05 5:50 PM  
Blogger Germán W. said…
boo!
29/6/05 3:16 AM  
Blogger Andy W said…
ay que malo
29/6/05 8:13 AM  
Blogger Gugú said…
ay que gays
29/6/05 3:18 PM  
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freaky styley

Vieron que puse un aviso en Craigslist buscando roommate?

Bueno, me mandaron esto:

sandra lilian sandra****@yahoo.com> wrote:

Hello
How are you doing, i am Sandra **** an american
international model presently base in africa…..i am
currently moving to buenosaires to explore more on my
career and i need a very nice apartment to stay in or
a good roommate match…so as i was searching through
this site i got through your add and i decided to
email you and make inquiry about this room….pls i
need to no the maximum lease period available,exact
amount of payment per month? deposit fee in
applicable……..method of payment and other
untilities to benefit from this room….pls i will
need a picture if available….i will be expecting
your email as soon as possible..pls kindly reply me
your email to my private email box
SANDRA_R***@YAHOO.COM i will be expecting your call.thanks

Me dije, bueno, veremos hacia donde va esto, le mandé lo siguiente:

hello sandra,

i´m looking to rent out the room for a period of up to 5 or 6 months. the cost depends on the amount of time and other factors, and includes all utilities, cable and internet access (broadband).

attached is a picture of me on vacation this summer, please send me a picture of yourself as well.

thanks,
andy

A lo cual me contestó algo taaan claramente raro que no se como avanzar para sacar el mayor valor de entretenimiento:

hello Andres
utmost greetings to you,thanks for your fast response to my request….i am ok so far with the neccessary details about this room and amount for the rent.
rigth now i am willing to make an advance payment for one month intotal. this is because i will be moving in late july.
i am willing to make payment with a International money
order or cheque….. i will contact a client of mine who is owing me some couple of dollars and has been willing to pay through this means knowing that i will be moving to state in no time ….to forward you this payment as my roommmate partner.
so all i just require from you is getting the money order in your
name….having it cashed and removing the total money for one month and help me sending back the remaining balance from it to my travelling agency which will be meant for my ticket fee to your place.
pls i want you to see this as a help you rendring to a roommate
partner…hope you have seen some couple of my pics below….i am very honest lady to stay with and be with…listen to advice from other
people ..i do not smoke..drink nor go out at nigth…i am very
understanding and reliable….pls if you are willing to help me kindly reply me with neccessary information to get this money order to you as soon
as possible.thanks

Le adjuntó las fotos que ven, pero con nombre de archivo “Susan 1” y “Susan 2”. Raroooooo.

Es decir, claramente hay chanchurro, no logro identificar que es exactamente…

Labels: blogs, fotos

posted by Andy W at Tuesday, June 28, 2005

18 Comments:

Anonymous La Gorda said…
PIPU… ella se muda y vos te despertás sin riñones en la bañera!!!
28/6/05 4:32 PM  
Blogger Gugú said…
OH MY GOD.

Yo voy a poner mi cuartucho en alquiler. YA

OH MY GOD.

28/6/05 4:32 PM  
Blogger Gugú said…
Claro, yo no tengo un El Gordo…

De ser así, NI LO PENSRIA, EHHHHHH.

(UFFF, that was close!)

28/6/05 4:33 PM  
Blogger Andy W said…
hahahaha
los riñones me los va a sacar la presunta modelo!
28/6/05 4:39 PM  
Anonymous La Gorda said…
Nah… no es problema! Si hace algo que yo no haría (son muy pocas cosas en esa lista, así que las sabe bien), le corto las pelotas, las frito se las hago masticar y que las escupa para poder dárselas de comer a los chanchos… Así que no creo que se arriesgue.
Por otra parte… me alquilo un depto. y me busco un roomate yo también!!!!
28/6/05 4:40 PM  
Anonymous La Gorda said…
Claroooooo… me refería a que la modelo te los saca y los vende en el mercado negro de órganos de Estambul!
28/6/05 4:41 PM  
Blogger Andy W said…
ahroa no se como decirle que ni en pedo! je
28/6/05 5:00 PM  
Anonymous La Gorda said…
Vos no le querés decir que no por las dudas que la mina sea de verdad… jeropa!
28/6/05 5:12 PM  
Anonymous mint said…
si la rechazás mandámela a mí q me sobra el violet room!!!!
28/6/05 5:48 PM  
Anonymous mint said…
aunq es medio marimacho…hoy en día cualquiera es modelo?
28/6/05 5:50 PM  
Blogger Andy W said…
no le queiro decir que no porque no existeeeeeee
28/6/05 5:52 PM  
Anonymous La Gorda said…
Uhhh acá en la oficina también me dijeron que parecía un travesti…
28/6/05 6:03 PM  
Blogger Andy W said…
la primer foto es termenda! dije “uh”
28/6/05 6:12 PM  
Blogger Germán W. said…
sí, es cualquiera. ¿porqué estaría tan interesada en transacciones tan complicadas de guita si ni siquiera haber hablado de plata siquiera? es obvio que es un mail estandard que esta persona le manda a todos sus con prospects como segundo mail.
29/6/05 3:12 AM  
Blogger Andy W said…
totalmente, ahí le mandé algo, veremos que me dice.

los mantengo al tanto!

29/6/05 9:47 AM  
Anonymous La Gorda said…
Ahhhh… no se me había ocurrido eso del mail standart… pero igual es medio rara tanta vuelta por la plata! No sabe que existe Western Union?!
29/6/05 10:25 AM  
Anonymous mint said…
vos seguila!! q si es real le hacemos una estafa triangular
29/6/05 12:50 PM  
Blogger Andy W said…
ese es el plan, veré como avanza.
29/6/05 2:34 PM  
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Phil cumplió

El sábado fue el cumple de Blanca (feliz cumple darling!!), Alejandro y Phil.

Ya me había comprometido con Ale a que la fiesta sea en casa, por lo cual no pude ir a los otros festejos. Ni se como fue lo de Phil, le tengo que preguntar, pero el flyer me gustó mucho y por eso acá está:

posted by Andy W at Monday, June 27, 2005

2 Comments:

Anonymous La Gorda said…
Buenísimo el flyer y mucho mejor el template este!
27/6/05 5:49 PM  
Blogger Andy W said…
gracias!
me alegra que te gusten
27/6/05 5:50 PM
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Ocio

Endless parade: What’s developing for Ginobili

San Antonio Express-News

More than a thousand miles from the River Walk cheers, other sounds resonated Saturday. They resonated in Times Square cash registers.

A store that sells sporting goods there displays this month’s featured merchandise near the front door. No. 20 Spurs jerseys.

Most are already sold. “These jerseys,” said the store manager, “are the biggest seller.”

Across the country, passing over the River Walk on the way, is a West Coast NBA general manager. Saturday he sold No. 20 with as much enthusiasm.

This exec works in basketball, not marketing. So he said something he didn’t know for sure, but he acted as if he knew.

“No. 20,” he said, “will be our league’s most popular player.”

Few in San Antonio would have argued that Saturday, as No. 20 floated down the river on Barge No. 20. But there is something else going on here, from the East Coast to the West and beyond, and it’s bigger than most think.

Isn’t Manu Ginobili’s parade just starting?

Going by the crowd Saturday, all of the Spurs are worth a few jersey sales. Devin Brown cried out, “What’s up, hometown?” and Sean Marks even got a turn at a barge microphone.

Tim Duncan drew cheers that should accompany a three-time NBA Finals MVP. And when Bruce Bowen kept chatting on their barge, Duncan did something no one thought possible. He reached for the mike — if just to get it away from Bowen.

When they got to the Alamodome, Brent Barry showed a personality sometimes hidden this season. Barry poked fun at everyone from his teammates to his son, then demanded Tony Parker rap in French.

It might have been Parker’s best performance this month.

And when Bowen introduced Ginobili in Spanish and the crowd roared, Ginobili used an international word. “Wow.”

Wow, all right. As popular as the Spurs are in South Texas, they’ve rarely crossed over into the mainstream. George Gervin always has had a cult following, and David Robinson and Duncan have their admirers.

But mass appeal? In those same stores in New York City, for example, there were few Spurs jerseys for sale in either 1999 or 2003 during the NBA Finals.

No. 21 isn’t moving this year, either. “We don’t sell many of those,” said the manager.

Understand the power, then, of last week. Ginobili didn’t merely capture his second title. He captured a crowd looking for someone special.

The globalization of the NBA is part of this. Yao Ming brings in parts of Asia as Dirk Nowitzki and Parker bring in Europe.

But it’s much more than demographics with Ginobili, and it’s not glitz. Parker, after all, is more Hollywood.

Ginobili, instead, brings in fans by bringing them out of their seats. His determination is visual and his fearlessness is captivating. He doesn’t play for attention; attention comes to him because of how he plays.

Ginobili was at it Saturday night, too. “I can guarantee you one thing,” he said. “I’m not leaving town until I win another (championship).”

Who doubts him?

Not the West Coast GM. “Not since Michael Jordan,” he said, “has anyone attacked the rim as this guy does.”

Ginobili is not the next Jordan, and no one should say that. The hype did nothing for Grant Hill or Vince Carter.

But Ginobili is likely the next pop star in the NBA culture. If the NBA chooses to market him and if marketing whizzes notice the jersey sales, then national companies will step in and endorsements will make his fame official. That’s how it works in this business.

For the Spurs’ franchise, this is as much a dream as championships. They’ve always prayed for a Spanish-speaking star, and this one is likeable and sensational.

No wonder Peter Holt sat on Ginobili’s barge Saturday. Any owner would want to keep such an asset close by.

Russ Bookbinder, the Spurs’ executive vice president, saw this a long time ago. Before Ginobili ever played in an NBA regular-season game — in the fall of 2002 — Bookbinder made a prediction. He said that, outside of Robinson and Duncan, Ginobili would have more impact than any newcomer in franchise history.

Bookbinder was reminded of that prediction earlier this month. And Bookbinder smiled and held up one finger — signifying Ginobili wasn’t behind Robinson or Duncan.

“I was wrong,” Bookbinder said.

He was half-joking.

But half of him wasn’t, too.

Labels: business, deportes

posted by Andy W at Monday, June 27, 2005

5 Comments:

Anonymous La Gorda said…
Estoy re aburrida! Posteate algo más entretenido!
27/6/05 3:05 PM  
Blogger Andy W said…
hrm
a mi me entretiene!
27/6/05 4:03 PM  
Blogger Gugú said…
mANU ES REQUETE MILLONARIO YA NO?
28/6/05 10:36 AM  
Anonymous La Gorda said…
Con lo que le pagan en la NBA…
Pero creo que hacen más plata con publicidades… hay alguna que haya hecho Manu en US?
28/6/05 11:00 AM  
Blogger Andy W said…
hizo miles… cobra bastante aunque aún no le pagaron todo.
28/6/05 11:38 AM  
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Negocios Tech

almost famous

Como dijo un famoso economista llamado John Maynard Keynes, “in the long term we’re all dead” o en criollo, “en el largo plazo estamos todos muertos”.

Al buscar el autor de la frase en internet llegé a un artículo que empieza de modo gracioso, y lo pego a continuación:

In the long term, we’re all dead. John Maynard Keynes’ warning may have been directed at overly theoretical economists, but his words hardly offer a pep talk for thinking beyond the next fiscal quarter. And with the pressures of the recent business cycle, it’s no wonder that terms like “short-term payoff” and “near-term deliverables” are so often the driving force behind business technology strategy.