oime una cosa
Teaser:
Open-Toed Sandals Don't Make 'Em Cream Like They Used ToHot straight guy #1: Geez, what size shoes do you wear, dude?
Hot straight guy #2: They're size fourteen.
Hot straight guy #1: And how tall are you?
Hot straight guy #2: Oh, I'm 6'1".
Hot straight guy #1: Damn, dude -- you must have a huge cock!
Queer: Dude...
Hot straight guy #2: Man, I thought you were gonna say what I always hear -- 'Dude, big feet -- you know what that means? Big shoes!' I hear that all the time.
Hot straight guy #1: I know, right?
Hot straight guy #2: I like to say, 'Yeah, it means a big cock, right?' but that always leads to an awkward silence. I applaud you for coming right out with that.
Queer: Um...
Hot straight guy #1: Yeah, I left my shoes at my girlfriend's the other day, and her mom made a comment on them -- 'Big shoes...' I mean, her mom!
Hot straight guy #2: That's crazy.
Queer: Guys, look -- unless you're gonna whip 'em out, can we stop talking about your gigantic cocks, please?
--1166 6th Ave
Overheard by: Duncan Pflaster
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posted by Andy W at
Thursday, February 14, 2008
6 Comments:
6'1" es aprox 1.90m.
WHAT THREW IT!
Lol:):):)
Tale of street:
I see things differently
Once upon a time, there was a woman working at a lingerie store.
One day a customer came to the counter and asked for a pair of frilly orange panties. She said she'd like to buy them, and added:
"But only if you can embroider "If you can read this, you're too close", on the back."
So, the saleswoman took the panties to the tailor in back, and described the rather unusual request.
The tailor said, "Well, she sounds like a stick-in-the-mud, but I can do that. Does she want block letters or script?"
Since the saleswoman didn't know exactly, she went back around to the counter, and asked:
"Do you want that in block letters or script?"
With a broad smile, the customer replied: "Braille."
Si, no? What?
La relación de los heterosexuales con sus propios pitos y los de sus amigos me gustan mucho; me parecen de lo más simples y complejas a la vez, y me calientan groso. Es más, una de las cosas que más me da bronca de no ser heterosexual es perderme la sensación de todo ese jueguito. En fin.
Si fueras hetero no te interesaría tanto, naturalmente!
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